My name is Kelly McClureTumblr (3.0; @emotionalprobs)http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26dab0ba769be49d68e0c68e080989cc/tumblr_mjeu74lRf01qd1qqao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iwantmybearsuit.tumblr.com/post/45171369207/likesbears" class="tumblr_blog">iwantmybearsuit</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://likesbears.tumblr.com/post/45171096614/new-favorite-quote-someone-say-this-to-about">likesbears</a></p></blockquote>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/45186147396http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/45186147396Tue, 12 Mar 2013 08:49:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li28oz2B2I1qhmaqio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boners. </p>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/44780733538http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/44780733538Thu, 07 Mar 2013 07:51:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/927a12130a44d2f3f0d478433391d12a/tumblr_miy43gXyI01qzikspo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vicemag.tumblr.com/post/44233252495/stoya-on-how-porn-stars-avoid-getting-pregnant-a">vicemag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Stoya on How Porn Stars Avoid Getting Pregnant</strong></p> <p>A few months ago someone asked me how porn chicks avoid getting pregnant. I rolled my eyes and thought,<em>Duh, the same ways all chicks avoid getting pregnant</em>. My sarcastic response wasn’t worth the energy it would have taken to type into Twitter and send. A week or so later someone asked the same question at a Q&A panel during an adult convention called Exxxotica. Over the next couple of months, more people asked the same thing via Twitter and Tumblr. One of my co-workers, Kayden Kross, brought up the fact that she’d been receiving questions about birth control as well. Neither of us remembered pregnancy on porn sets being a subject of public curiosity in previous years. Maybe all the public discussion of Measure B (<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/16/stoya-measureb-porn-condoms-la">the condoms-in-porn law</a>) sparked the interest. So, without the sarcasm, let’s talk about birth control.</p> <p>I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure that you can’t get pregnant if you’re completely abstinent. There’s that whole Virgin Mary thing, but if I start factoring in acts of God, the topic gets too wacky to wrap my head around. I’m also pretty sure you can’t get pregnant if you stick to masturbation, are a woman who only has sex with women, or have sex in ways that completely avoid any vaginal contact with semen. However, if you are engaging in penis-in-vagina penetrative sex or moving hands back and forth between penises and vaginas, pregnancy is a risk that needs to be managed. <a href="http://www.womenshealth.gov/publications/our-publications/fact-sheet/birth-control-methods.cfm#b">This handy chart </a> provided by the US Government can fill you in on the various types of available birth control.</p> <p><a href="http://www.vice.com/read/how-porn-chicks-avoid-getting-preggers?utm_source=vicetumblrus">Continue</a></p> </blockquote>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/44237749119http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/44237749119Thu, 28 Feb 2013 15:49:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8928e4bc4604a25fbcbf4df799eb4b4a/tumblr_mhrky22yss1r8dzo2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4060abf9571f844e17a6b5e0e4575ad/tumblr_mhrky22yss1r8dzo2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrgolightly.tumblr.com/post/42414739480/cityyandcolour-tarantinost">mrgolightly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cityyandcolour.tumblr.com/post/42414590873">cityyandcolour</a>: <a href="http://tarantinost.tumblr.com/post/42372441558">tarantinost</a></p> </blockquote>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/43903280030http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/43903280030Sun, 24 Feb 2013 12:23:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4952f823981a98a3716bd427e88ed2ad/tumblr_micz3mList1rso5hoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d0abffd5a79b197782e737bf1ce193d/tumblr_micz3mList1rso5hoo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3652d88d39dc022011bbefa0633c9685/tumblr_micz3mList1rso5hoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/393eb8e560092a5d75b0badba790cc9a/tumblr_micz3mList1rso5hoo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/43432274977http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/43432274977Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:09:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11e5a594c5a4c0390d325c2956294e68/tumblr_mff97yDqeI1rs48o3o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cc2e504cc943205b116cb7f3b74bfbd/tumblr_mff97yDqeI1rs48o3o2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b7a1dd41192e6f711bdefde2f67d70f/tumblr_mff97yDqeI1rs48o3o3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6b35400746ca3336e3e73e8044b6db6/tumblr_mff97yDqeI1rs48o3o4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0905ed5169d3e839f97d61fbc7ac47fe/tumblr_mff97yDqeI1rs48o3o6_r2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c9e997b8fd0e7ca2e1a2e4755aa69c8/tumblr_mff97yDqeI1rs48o3o7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7dabc4b379b1d1e28de748eefc912bbb/tumblr_mff97yDqeI1rs48o3o8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a7bcf8754c42d00034380d628838156/tumblr_mff97yDqeI1rs48o3o9_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a6e886517bd5b5c6205a41661715462/tumblr_mff97yDqeI1rs48o3o10_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42954194181http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42954194181Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:00:42 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4158773a8d1d25bcef6bbf04f7eadac/tumblr_mfd0rqyoln1qzzsolo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42588648357http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42588648357Fri, 08 Feb 2013 11:53:42 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/58933055" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asktheangels.tumblr.com/post/42491778324/i-cannot-stop-laughing-over-this">asktheangels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I cannot stop laughing over this.</p> </blockquote>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42500372490http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42500372490Thu, 07 Feb 2013 07:33:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90kikKfeD1r1g9qco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42425014810http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42425014810Wed, 06 Feb 2013 07:40:37 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d586ce0ff322302fbbfe28613e813a1e/tumblr_mhoe77bG2Q1r877b7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42281268031http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42281268031Mon, 04 Feb 2013 11:56:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b3f7a5c1530abd57d44a06610814b7f/tumblr_mhbukciuYr1qfup17o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yup. </p>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42041861450http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/42041861450Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:39:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a049eb72f6713a51f905d513b6d22d4/tumblr_mh5afkuR1M1qd6jm1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41375911925http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41375911925Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:35:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgu72p8pV01qfvuj8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41375812610http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41375812610Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:34:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/056f5a94db48bf44a1a8b43a67905084/tumblr_mh3c8zlk1D1qzikspo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vicemag.tumblr.com/post/41289459216/dear-penis-welcome-to-the-bathroom-you-must-be">vicemag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dear Penis,</p> <p>Welcome to the bathroom.</p> <p><a href="http://www.vice.com/read/dear-penis-welcome-to-the-bathroom-you-must-be-new?utm_source=vicetumblrus">You must be new here.</a></p> </blockquote>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41304823542http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41304823542Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:57:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7wcfu5BR1qbpxtio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7wcfu5BR1qbpxtio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Oh yes. </p>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41274116713http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41274116713Wed, 23 Jan 2013 07:58:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f1de1282ae19110a614346f214bb16b/tumblr_mgjcvg4M8X1r1c3jbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41098368653http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/41098368653Mon, 21 Jan 2013 07:34:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18602b50ad5449afe3c732002c19500d/tumblr_mgwl7z7JQ91qd6jm1o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New tattoo. Best ever. </p>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/40976249013http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/40976249013Sat, 19 Jan 2013 21:50:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3880f6bd8494c6408bdfbd2d9033a31b/tumblr_mgumld8QBw1qd6jm1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Perks or whatever. </p> <p>#LILWAYNEPROBEATSFAYGO </p>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/40884707143http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/40884707143Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:24:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6aa24ce259aa3504b91967ce19f636c5/tumblr_mg2uh0hcBe1rl63loo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>This is the best thing ever. </p>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/40266281617http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/40266281617Fri, 11 Jan 2013 13:25:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e75c33f9b600bf30f44a0231b7cb5f9/tumblr_mgbt9mNrIE1qa42jro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/40096948426/lena-as-me-1">terrysdiary</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lena as Me #1</p> </blockquote>http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/40110663834http://emotionalprobs.tumblr.com/post/40110663834Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:54:11 -0500